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7.12 - “The One Where I Watch The One Where They’re Up All Night”

8/2/2022

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My friends are on the roof to see the Bapstein King comet.

I’ve never heard of it, and nothing’s coming up on Google™. Oi Ross! Are you just wasting everyone’s time?

Hey, maybe we’ll see the guy who keeps pigeons on the roof? That’d be pretty awkward for Phoebe.

We’ve decided to give up, leaving Joey and Ross behind.

It’s rare to see them hanging out. Especially literally.
Still, a good opportunity for them to share some quality voyeurism time, as Joey points out all the ladies you can see through windows. Hang on, maybe THAT’s the real reason Ross wanted to come up here??

 “The One With the New Job”

After the roof, Rachel and Tag (NOT A NAME) decided to go back to their office to get some work done. Wow she is both a terrible boss and a terrible partner. And not just for making him go back to work. She lies to him to cover up her own cock-up at work!

How do they even have access to the office at this time? I can barely get into my new office during the day, with all the keycards, temperature sensors, and facemasks fogging up my glasses.

It seems no-one’s getting a good night sleep tonight. Phoebe’s kept awake by her fire alarm, even though she’s taken the batteries out. I’m not sure that’s how electricity works…

We had a similar problem a while back, for many nights awoken by a strange beeping sound. Eventually I got up during the night to find the source and it was a faulty Ninendo™ Wii™ Remote™! Still to this day I have no idea what was setting it off, perhaps a ghost hoping I’d get up and play Luigi’s Mansion?

Over at Chanica’s, our least creepy boy has woken up Monica as he can’t sleep. We’ve been struggling a bit too in this regard. My wife is pretty pregnant now so there’s a lot of tossing and turning that wakes me up. (And a lot of tossing in general tbh) I regularly return the favour by accidentally waking her up when I come to bed late. It’s happening with increasing frequency as I’m desperate to squeeze in as much time to myself after babies gone to bed as I can.

You'd think after all the parenting I'd have a developed a bigger appreciation for a good nights sleep!

When Chandler finally gives up and goes to get a drink Monica comes out too. I’m sorry, there’s no way one of us would get up if the other person couldn't sleep. If anything there’d be a lot more angry growling telling them to keep it down.

Eventually they decide to make the most of things with some sex. Only for Monica to fall asleep!

Rather than doing the decent thing and letting her rest Chandler AGAIN wakes her up to complain.

Mate.

If someone’s so tired they fell asleep DURING SEX maybe think about letting them get forty winks.

Real Live Sitcom Moment:

My new job’s great so far. A really cool company and lots of nice people.

It’s a bit odd though, after only a couple of weeks being brought up to speed, my new manager got me and the other new guy on a call and told us they needed to take a leave of absence for two weeks!

Waaaa? But I’ve only just started, how can I cope with this?

What a trial by fire. It’s a bit like showing up to your first driving lesson and when they’ve barely said anything the instructor says “right. You take the wheel” and jumps out the car.
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