“See, it’s worked out fine for Chandler” I protest to my wife.
“I don’t care if it’s worked out for him. That’s a TV show. I can’t believe you’ve quit your job”
“What do you mean TV show? It’ll be fine!”
“No it wont. We’ve got two extra mouths to feed”
“Bit insensitive to Monica… they are trying you know”
“Stop trying to make this about Friends”
“Look. All I’m saying is, Chandler’s sick of the WENUS. And, well... I’m sick of the WENUS too.”
“I don’t want to hear about your damn WENUS. Now will you please stop watching Friends and find a new job”
Will I end up lazing around the house like Chandler, racking up a huge porn bill?
Only time will tell…
“The One Where I Quit My Job”
Chandler’s getting into advertising. Which I don’t think is for me… Aside from anything, isn’t that terrible timing with all the AI? You’d think a technologically savvy guy like Chandler would be aware of that.
But don’t worry friends! I’d never use AI to write Real Live Friends. I don’t think I could take the blog being written by no-one as well as being read by no-one.
Joey’s got an audition and it’s only for Geoff Bloody Goldblum!
“I don’t care if it’s worked out for him. That’s a TV show. I can’t believe you’ve quit your job”
“What do you mean TV show? It’ll be fine!”
“No it wont. We’ve got two extra mouths to feed”
“Bit insensitive to Monica… they are trying you know”
“Stop trying to make this about Friends”
“Look. All I’m saying is, Chandler’s sick of the WENUS. And, well... I’m sick of the WENUS too.”
“I don’t want to hear about your damn WENUS. Now will you please stop watching Friends and find a new job”
Will I end up lazing around the house like Chandler, racking up a huge porn bill?
Only time will tell…
“The One Where I Quit My Job”
Chandler’s getting into advertising. Which I don’t think is for me… Aside from anything, isn’t that terrible timing with all the AI? You’d think a technologically savvy guy like Chandler would be aware of that.
But don’t worry friends! I’d never use AI to write Real Live Friends. I don’t think I could take the blog being written by no-one as well as being read by no-one.
Joey’s got an audition and it’s only for Geoff Bloody Goldblum!
Hrrm, maybe I could be an actor? I’m sure Joey could hook me up? Monica’s very impressed with Goldblum, claiming to have seen him in a Broadway show. Before revealing it was just a trailer before Jackass: The Movie™. This feels really wrong to me. Surely Monica can’t be watching Jackass? Wasn’t that in the late noughties?? What year is this…
Also. Why is she dressed as the Riddler?
Also. Why is she dressed as the Riddler?
After a couple more hilarious jokes about Joey sleeping with interns (Note to self, don’t offer to become Joey’s intern in exchange for a leg up in my acting career…) Joey cocks up his audition by being racist. He almost saves it after trying to sleep with the producer, then ends up peeing on Mr Goldblum.
I’m don’t want to kink shame here, but if there’s one actor who’d be cool with that I’d probably assume Goldblum.
Elswhere Ross and Phoebe are being mugged by the guy from Tenacious D (no, not that one…). Until it turns out Phoebe knows him from the streets, and that she once mugged Ross. I’m pretty happy about all this. To be honest with the way he’s been treating Rachel, Ross could use a good mugging.
But also. HANG ON. Wasn’t it just last week I was nicking that guys hat?? As my four year old would say “Are you copying me?!”
I suppose it’s only fair after I’ve copied Chandler’s job quitting. But God, I hope I don’t end up having to try and sell Heelys™ like him.
Chandler ends up having to take an internship with a bunch of people younger than him. Oh no. It was bad enough working with people younger than me who were paid more, but having to start it all from scratch AND work with young people? What have I done…
I guess I can always take up mugging.
Real Live Sitcom Moment:
We went to meet Rachel and Ross Number One’s baby (Emma Number One?).
There was some concern over it making me and my wife broody again. (Not least due to the additional cost of another baby.) But after about 20 minutes of a very nice cuddle (with the baby, not my wife) I thought I’d probably quite like to hand it over to someone else. Then remembered if it was mine I wouldn’t be able to do that.
Yerh, I think I’m fine with two thank you.
I’m don’t want to kink shame here, but if there’s one actor who’d be cool with that I’d probably assume Goldblum.
Elswhere Ross and Phoebe are being mugged by the guy from Tenacious D (no, not that one…). Until it turns out Phoebe knows him from the streets, and that she once mugged Ross. I’m pretty happy about all this. To be honest with the way he’s been treating Rachel, Ross could use a good mugging.
But also. HANG ON. Wasn’t it just last week I was nicking that guys hat?? As my four year old would say “Are you copying me?!”
I suppose it’s only fair after I’ve copied Chandler’s job quitting. But God, I hope I don’t end up having to try and sell Heelys™ like him.
Chandler ends up having to take an internship with a bunch of people younger than him. Oh no. It was bad enough working with people younger than me who were paid more, but having to start it all from scratch AND work with young people? What have I done…
I guess I can always take up mugging.
Real Live Sitcom Moment:
We went to meet Rachel and Ross Number One’s baby (Emma Number One?).
There was some concern over it making me and my wife broody again. (Not least due to the additional cost of another baby.) But after about 20 minutes of a very nice cuddle (with the baby, not my wife) I thought I’d probably quite like to hand it over to someone else. Then remembered if it was mine I wouldn’t be able to do that.
Yerh, I think I’m fine with two thank you.
