JANICE… HOW COULD YOU?!
Cheating on Chandler and now Joey has to break it to him…
Chandler’s in a complicated situation, Janice was married to Gary after all, and has a kid with him!
Returning to a past love is a little less cut and dry than your bog standard affair. She loves them both. But Joey has to tell him.
And so it is I’ve got my own secret, after finding out my mother didn’t plan on telling my father we are temporarily moving in while he goes on a protracted holiday.
A complicated situation indeed…
“The One With a Complicated situation”
It seems weird we’ve been living here for almost three years. Longer than Ben has been alive! I’m surprised he’s not even a year and a half – they grow up so, err… slow? I thought he was being a bit unresponsive for his age (perhaps a problem of working with child actors?) but he’s just younger than I thought.
Maybe I’m getting confused because it seems like only yesterday we were moving in here. Full of excitement about spending our first year living together, then moving on to a bigger better place once that first year was over (ho…. ho… ho…)
I suppose I could also be confused because my nephew has now somehow turned five! He’s definitely a lot more with it than Ben. The party was something of a nightmare, as his whole class were invited. Forty kids running around with balls, balloons, and blood sugar levels exceeding safe amounts.
Fortunately, unlike Rachel and Monica, I didn’t have to do anything responsible so could just watch the chaos unfold.
Cheating on Chandler and now Joey has to break it to him…
Chandler’s in a complicated situation, Janice was married to Gary after all, and has a kid with him!
Returning to a past love is a little less cut and dry than your bog standard affair. She loves them both. But Joey has to tell him.
And so it is I’ve got my own secret, after finding out my mother didn’t plan on telling my father we are temporarily moving in while he goes on a protracted holiday.
A complicated situation indeed…
“The One With a Complicated situation”
It seems weird we’ve been living here for almost three years. Longer than Ben has been alive! I’m surprised he’s not even a year and a half – they grow up so, err… slow? I thought he was being a bit unresponsive for his age (perhaps a problem of working with child actors?) but he’s just younger than I thought.
Maybe I’m getting confused because it seems like only yesterday we were moving in here. Full of excitement about spending our first year living together, then moving on to a bigger better place once that first year was over (ho…. ho… ho…)
I suppose I could also be confused because my nephew has now somehow turned five! He’s definitely a lot more with it than Ben. The party was something of a nightmare, as his whole class were invited. Forty kids running around with balls, balloons, and blood sugar levels exceeding safe amounts.
Fortunately, unlike Rachel and Monica, I didn’t have to do anything responsible so could just watch the chaos unfold.
Incidentally why are Rachel and Monica dressed as a member of the X-Men and a Star Trek cast member? (Which reminds me I never did get a star trek top… (CHRISTMAS HINT. CHRISTMAS HINT)
Speaking of just watching… we’re now two for two for jokes about Gunther loving Rachel. Oh Gunther, you big, bleached weirdo.
It’s not a big, bleached weirdo concerning the Friends™, but rather, a big, beached weirdo…
Phoebe is refusing to go to the dentist. Like a few people I know she’s too frightened. I’ve never understood this fear myself; I’m much more scared of losing my teeth! But at least Phoebe has what she thinks is a valid reason… her visits are cursed and this visit has brought the untimely death of Ugly Naked Guy! Makes perfect sense to me.
It seems the further Friends™ goes in its emotional story lines (Chandler and Janice) it always has to balance it with a more extreme over the top story (GIANT POKING DEVICE).
In the end U.N.G. is, thankfully, not dead, and Chandler chooses what’s best for Janice’s child.
All’s well that ends well.
Real Live Sitcom Moment:
I can’t decide whether what’s going on in my life is like a sitcom, by dint of it being a ridiculous comedy of errors, or NOT because, unlike a sit-com, things never reset back to normal.
And so, just a week after handing in our notice for our flat we’ve lost ANOTHER house after being declined for a mortgage.
I believe it was Oscar Wilde that said “to lose one house may be regarded as misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness.”
Now I HAVE to tell my dad we’re moving in as it looks like we’ll have to stay a little longer. I’m sure he has no problem with putting us up. But the major problem, and reason we were moving whilst he’s away, is he’s severely allergic to cats.
A complicated situation indeed…
It’s not a big, bleached weirdo concerning the Friends™, but rather, a big, beached weirdo…
Phoebe is refusing to go to the dentist. Like a few people I know she’s too frightened. I’ve never understood this fear myself; I’m much more scared of losing my teeth! But at least Phoebe has what she thinks is a valid reason… her visits are cursed and this visit has brought the untimely death of Ugly Naked Guy! Makes perfect sense to me.
It seems the further Friends™ goes in its emotional story lines (Chandler and Janice) it always has to balance it with a more extreme over the top story (GIANT POKING DEVICE).
In the end U.N.G. is, thankfully, not dead, and Chandler chooses what’s best for Janice’s child.
All’s well that ends well.
Real Live Sitcom Moment:
I can’t decide whether what’s going on in my life is like a sitcom, by dint of it being a ridiculous comedy of errors, or NOT because, unlike a sit-com, things never reset back to normal.
And so, just a week after handing in our notice for our flat we’ve lost ANOTHER house after being declined for a mortgage.
I believe it was Oscar Wilde that said “to lose one house may be regarded as misfortune; to lose two looks like carelessness.”
Now I HAVE to tell my dad we’re moving in as it looks like we’ll have to stay a little longer. I’m sure he has no problem with putting us up. But the major problem, and reason we were moving whilst he’s away, is he’s severely allergic to cats.
A complicated situation indeed…
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